I’m not going to post here anymore or into any other social media, I don’t know when I’ll be back.
Me, trying to explain my obsession with southern gothic and weird alt country: look I don’t know why, but if a song is acoustic, in a minor key, and about murder, god, or america, i just go absolutely batshit
Here’s my song “God’s going to murder America” in G minor
I’d listen to that on repeat for five weeks
are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?
when supernatural began airing:
tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years
bush was still president
lost hadn’t aired its second season yet
youtube wasnt even a year old
the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger
ariana grande was 12
taylor swift wasn’t famous yet
paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet
jesus christ
when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
ok what did hussie do.
they put up a new site called skaianetsystems.com that had Secret Lore encoded in it. i didnt read much of it but the jist is that albert einstein, a beloved jewish scientist, was a fraud that wouldnt admit his lies and was the sole purpose why h/ilter decided to commit genocide againt jewish people in the first place (not written as a conspiracy theory, but in homestucks weird parallel universe lore.) even so, literally anyone can tell just how disgusting it is regardless. heres some excerpts from the pages, which are now taken down:
https://twitter.com/sburbd/status/1080203334580084736
https://twitter.com/stackslip/status/1080216501075038213
and then an apology from hussie:
http://gogoakechi.tumblr.com/post/181652698022/apology-message-from-andrew-hussie-relating-to
Reductress really taking no prisoners today
The best part:
“It’s a common misconception that members of gay relationships have to map onto the roles of a straight couple: woman and asshole,” said Acharya. “But neither of us is the asshole; that’s the entire point.”
Ryser had a number of follow-up questions to this explanation.
“So, if neither of you is the asshole,” said Ryser, “then who plays devil’s advocate when you’re having sensitive political conversations? Who takes the other person’s side when you describe a microaggression? And who gets furious when you’re driving and one of you has to pee?”
Demonstrating immense patience, Acharya tried once more to help Ryser understand.
“None of those things are necessary for a relationship,” said Acharya. “In fact, they’re all bad. People in straight relationships should not do those things either.”
Did biggest-gaudiest-patronuses actually do all this horrible harmful shit y'all are saying, or are people just mad that they made money off of doing a dumb stream and had enough followers to feasibly do it with
in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!
remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang
my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer
me:
